While driving with some car buddies (The Crew, Ace and the Kid) we often get into conversations about idiotic drivers. Many odd terms come up. I’ll list them as I recall them. I’ll kick the list off -

  • Creeping Charlie - A car weaving into your lane
  • Weaving Willie - See Creeping Charlie
  • One Eyed Jack - A car with one head light out
  • Smokey Joe - A car or truck blowing white smoke
  • Blind Betty - Old Folk (usually old lady) not looking while making a lane change
  • Little Car People - Honda Civic (and related) cars tricked out with wings, spoilers, blue LED’s
  • Land Yacht (Old) - Cadillac
  • Land Yacht (New generation) - Me in my Excursion
  • Stitching - The art of driving through traffic sideways without really moving forward
  • Zippering - The art of correctly merging with traffic.
  • Beard’o - Typical a Corvette driver, as they all have Beards.
  • VeeDub - Any cars made by Porsche
  • Italian Trash - Ferrari, Maserati, Fiat, Alfa Romero, but mostly Ferrari
  • American Shit Box - Use your imagination here, start with many AMC Cars, Vega, Pinto, all cars from the 80’s.

Have some good ones, send them and I’ll add them to the growing list!