This is a thread of my favorite quotes, but really only one and it still holds true today, this was stolen from the what seams like dead beaterz.com site.
[REPLACE COUGAR WITH YOUR CAR TYPE]
“How do you increase performance on a late model Cougar? Simply remember the two most important rules of high speed:
YELLOW = PERFORMANCE
&
STICKERS = PERFORMANCE
Therefore: HUGE yellow stickers = HUGE performance!
It’s simple algebra my friends! You are witnessing what is easily the highest performance cougar ever made!”
An important discovery that is often overlooked in racing. And as it says, simple math…
Nothing is better then the HUGE Yellow Stickers formula, but here is another from Mad Max
“Like the sign says, speed’s just a question of money. How fast can you go?”
Another good one from a funny car movie “Talladega Nights” -
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (*)
(*) Trademark Ricky Bobbie Inc, not to be used without permission.